Derper Industries
Our CEO, Sir Captain Derpington the III, Esq.

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Derper Industries is committed. We hope to get out on good behaviour soon, but you never can tell say the old folks. Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. the first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. the second mouse, wouldn't quit. he struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. gentlemen, as of this moment, i am that second mouse.

This is america, babe, you gotta think big to be big. what do you want me to say, that i'm sorry? that i apologize? well, people in hell want ice water, pal. you're talking to me all wrong... it's the wrong tone. you do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. hey, tell me, does your mother sew? boom. get her to sew that! you got the wrong guy, ace! i got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell. selina! selina kyle, you're fired! and bruce wayne, why are you dressed up like batman? i don't know what you want, but i know i can get it for you, with a minimum of fuss! money, jewels, a *very* big ball of string. selina! selina kyle, you're fired!

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